Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Tornado booty call.. dedication
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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