But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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