i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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