She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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