38 yer olds are good kisserssss
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Send help, water and tortillas.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Who died my cat blue again?
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