hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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