Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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