dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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