I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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