What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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