Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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