But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I have post one night stand depression
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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