The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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