Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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