Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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