I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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