I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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