This is not my ceiling
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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