The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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