Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
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