I forgot how hot balto sounded
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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