God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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