98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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