? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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