Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
only you would photoshop your dick
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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