You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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