You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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