Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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