ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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