Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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