Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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