it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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