sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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