i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Randomize
