Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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