People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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