I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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