thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Text me some of your sweat
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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