you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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