I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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