Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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