Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
bring money and cleavage
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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