I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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