Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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