I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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