yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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