I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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