S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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