its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize
