Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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