your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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