Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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