4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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